More Confessions from KSM . . .

1. Swiped britney spears' underpants
2. Released rats in NYC kfc/taco bell
3. Produced jessica simpson's xmas album (began war on xmas)
4. Fired on fort sumter
5. Sabotaged the texas rangers' bidness plan during dubya's ownership
6. Invented the Internet, blamed it on al gore
7. Invented polyester, double-knit leisure suits
8. Popularized hoopneck tee shirts
9. Flatulence
10. Is former wardrobe master for janet jackson
11. Tortured iraqis at abu ghraib
12. Fathered keith olbermann
13. Speech writer for ann coulter
14. World's leading producer of post-roman-numeral-III movie sequels
15. Is the alter ego of simon cowell
16. Poise tutor for ron artest, terrell owens, and allen iverson
17. Founder of swift boat vets for truth
18. Refrigerator repair man for william jefferson
19. Was the real rapist in kobe bryant's hotel room
20. Won john belushi look-alike contest
21. Handled balloon drop at 2004 dem convention
22. Scheduled zell miller interview for chris matthews
23. Gunbearer for dick cheney at TX quail shoot
24. Designed the edsel
25. Played 'big pussy' on the sopranos
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