Republican debate?

I posted elsewhere that it was hard to tell these guys apart from socialists, pandering to the stereotype of the michigan union rank-and-file.

rudy -- a grinning skull; thinks that nyc is the world
fred -- a deer in the headlights, even after nixon's posthumous endorsement
mitt -- an empty suit -- a gov from MA, yeah, right.
mccain -- how the semi-mighty are free-fallen.
ron -- screechy, even though smarter than the rest put together
mike tom dunkback -- fuhgeddaboudit!

do any of these guys have a personality better than bob dole?

I thought they were all running for UAW treasurer. Yikes!